FROM DRY HEAT TO DRY SHEETS

The name might throw you, so let me explain: Arizona’s climate is referred to as a “dry heat.” In deciding to come to Kuwait I have made a conscious choice for my heart to abstain from bandicooting, thus “dry sheets.”
Should you be put off or otherwise apprehensive to continue reading based upon the nature of my title let me be non-“Bruin-towny” by telling you how to live your life and stop reading now.